The Ultimate Diving Machine

"McMike" (mcmike) 10/16/2016 at 17:09 • Filed to: None

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I give this 3/5 Mustangs: If the out of control wheelspin causes the car to hit a stationary object like a post, bush, tree or is otherwise damaged (tire puncture, clutch or engine failure) Threat level: MODERATE

comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer > McMike 10/16/2016 at 17:19

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Who’s joining with me in being totally not shocked by the poofy vest?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > McMike 10/16/2016 at 17:21

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Hah, he looks like a bit of a douche, but I enjoy “I just wrecked my car!” photos.

Pissed off looking friend/gf in the back makes this a 10/10

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer 10/16/2016 at 17:22

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It makes the photo

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > McMike 10/16/2016 at 17:24

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You mean ultimate diving machine.

McMike > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 10/16/2016 at 17:24

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EDITING POST TITLE RIGHT NOW

S65 > McMike 10/16/2016 at 17:26

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Why does he look so happy

comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/16/2016 at 17:33

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It really ties all of the dooshy bits together.

wiffleballtony > McMike 10/16/2016 at 17:51

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Worst impression ever. At least he has the vest.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > McMike 10/16/2016 at 17:53

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Quick. Make the road look like a high dive.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > McMike 10/16/2016 at 18:12

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Any chance we get the bro rating system?

AfromanGTO > McMike 10/16/2016 at 18:12

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Awww look at the wannabe pretty boy wearing his skinny jeans. I wonder when he will start doing squats at the big boy gym? His parents look so proud of him.

AfromanGTO > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/16/2016 at 18:13

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Looks like mom and dad behind him.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AfromanGTO 10/16/2016 at 18:16

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Well, if they paid for the car themselves, this only makes it an even better photo.

McMike > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 10/16/2016 at 18:36

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Already made those. They are usually reserved for rating brodozers, but I guess they could work here, too.

Pyrochazm > McMike 10/16/2016 at 19:45

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Oops. Beemers really should come factory with digital tire pressure gauges.

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > McMike 10/17/2016 at 00:31

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The matte blue wrap seems to be the international douche sign.